Assquatch [Unhinged] Friday Night Magic 2009 Set: Rise of the Eldrazi

Set: Rise of the Eldrazi Type: Creature — Goblin Rogue Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{R} {R}

though he never fully comprehended its mystical runes

Set: Theros Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {4}{B} As an additional cost to cast this spell

fourth-level student

Assquatch [Unhinged] Friday Night Magic 2009 Set: Rise of the EldraziSet: Unhinged Type: Creature Donkey Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{R} Each other Donkey gets +1 +1. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?