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Slip this beast on and feel the power of a thousand power chords coursing through your hand
sturdy tube capped with the Horsecock Country Club logo—because your balls deserve first-class treatment
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Size: 63" x 63" – generously large
Horsecock Championship Ring Slip this beast on andHorsecock Championship RingSo Big, It Has Its Own Zip Code Behold: the Horsecock Championship Ringa colossal, finger crushing symbol of victory, delusion, and absolutely zero restraint. Measuring 1. 25" x 1. 25" of pure costume grade glory, this ring isnt just jewelryits a portable ego. Decked out with 72 sparkling fake diamonds (because real ones cant handle this level of drama), this ring catches light, attention, and judgmental glances from